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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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