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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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