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Shane Ronay
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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Akiva Lane
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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Akiva Lane
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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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