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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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