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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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