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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Akiva Lane
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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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