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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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