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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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