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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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