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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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