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Akiva Lane
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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Shane Ronay
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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

1947
Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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