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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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