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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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