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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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