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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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