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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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