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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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