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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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