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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Bob feel so calm when he surfed the web?

Because so many websites are COM.

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