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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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