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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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