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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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