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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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