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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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