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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Akiva Lane
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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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