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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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