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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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