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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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