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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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A buoys club.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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