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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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