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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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