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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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