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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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