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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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