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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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