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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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