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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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A photo of synthesis.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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