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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

1634

What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

2037

Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

1159

How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

1077

What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

1800

What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

1717

What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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