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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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