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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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