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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Akiva Lane
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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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