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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Shane Ronay
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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Akiva Lane
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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Shane Ronay
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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Shane Ronay
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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Miriam Lane
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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had so many problems.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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