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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Shane Ronay
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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What was it like when so many fishermen cast their fishing rods into the lake?

It seemed overcast.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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