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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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