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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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