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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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