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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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