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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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