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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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