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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Akiva Lane
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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Akiva Lane
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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Shane Ronay
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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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