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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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