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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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