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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Shane Ronay
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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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