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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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