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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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