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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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