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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Akiva Lane
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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Shane Ronay
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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Akiva Lane
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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Dovid Lane
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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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