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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What did the choir call their concert in May?

A May Sing.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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