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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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