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Why did the asterisk, question mark, and pound sign act up in class?

They thought they were special characters.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is this?

It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How do you describe a school where the students are in charge?

It has no principles.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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