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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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