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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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