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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why is this tea very powerful?

It's Reala Tea.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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