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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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