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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What happened when the cover of the pot fell on the floor?

We put the cover back on, and now it's recovered.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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