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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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