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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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