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Shane Ronay
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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Matt Weiss
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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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Akiva Lane
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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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