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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A paradigm.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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