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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Akiva Lane
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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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