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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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