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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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