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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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