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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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