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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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