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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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