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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Shane Ronay
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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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