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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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