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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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