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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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