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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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