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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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