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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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