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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Akiva Lane
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Shayna Lane
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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Akiva Lane
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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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