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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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