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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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