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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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