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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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