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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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