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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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