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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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