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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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