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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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